hey there snackers!  i’m so glad you are checking out iheartsnacks.com.  if you are here at our little interweb space then you most likely…

1. have played with waffleboots and/or pancakebrains in Halo 3

2. googled the words “star wars” “awesome” “ben’s stupid mom” or “daisy”

3. have played “pro wrestling” on the nes

4. are really upset that we are not in-fact a cupcake company

5. are wondering how to access the porn on this site

6. are Don, Bro, or Adam

7. are not Erica

8. were at my wedding

9. are thinking to yourself “where the hell is ice cream sandwich”

10. have said dope cheese like a dillionZ times

11. are not a hot girl who looks like Hedi Klum with glasses that wants to play games with me and ben. 

DOPE CHEESE